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The Four Horsemen of Rising Crime, Global Warming, AI and Culture Wars are galloping towards us. Are we on the road to hell? And can we avoid the potholes? In his brand new tour show ‘Fair Cop’ Alfie has the antidote to the breakdown of law and order, fake news and the price of baked beans.
He’s encountered more than his fair share of egotistical dictators in his policing career and learnt when pragmatism, and more than a dash of laughter, can defuse even the most menacing showdown. Join Alfie as he’s saddles up to see off those bullies on their pesky ponies. Doomsday is no laughing matter but this show certainly is.
“Brilliantly funny…genuinely hilarious” – David Mitchell
“offbeat, revealing and very funny” – You Magazine
Age Guidance 14+
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Sun 11th Jan, 2026
The Acorn, Penzance
£11 — £11
Sat 17th Jan, 2026
The Acorn, Penzance
£15 — £18
Wed 14th Jan, 2026 — Sun 18th Jan, 2026
The Regal Theatre, Redruth
£13.50 — £13.50
Book NowWed 21st Jan, 2026
The Acorn, Penzance
£14 — £14
Fri 23rd Jan, 2026
Launceston Town Hall, Launceston
£26 — £26
Sat 7th Feb, 2026
Launceston Town Hall, Launceston
£20 — £20
Sat 28th Mar, 2026
Launceston Town Hall, Launceston
£15 — £15
Book NowSat 4th Apr, 2026
Launceston Town Hall, Launceston
£12 — £15